Exciting New Additions Turn Blahg into Business

Jordan’s Blah, Blah, Blahg is quickly turning from a one-manned operation to a family-owned business. We are excited to announce that two new members will be added to the Blahging team.

Banks Cornett comes on as Head of Marketing and Advertising. 

Attending Cassidy Elementary, Banks plans on graduating in June of this year, a few weeks later than planned due to snow days. The 11-year-old brings a great deal of marketing experience to the table after beginning and running his own seashell-selling company for two weeks following family vacation this past July.

“It’s really unfortunate to be working for my sister,” said Banks. “I am only doing it because she has agreed to give me 10% of her earnings. We have a lot of work to do.”

Banks isn’t the only Cornett joining the Blahging staff.  

Hayes Cornett is coming on as Director of Kid’s Outreach and Creativity. 

The third-grader recognized the need for content more suitable to his age group and suggested the position himself.

When asked to supply a quote concerning his new position, Hayes said, “I’m not feeling inspired at the moment. This room is too boring for my creative juices to get going.”

 Thankfully, Hayes was later able to muster up a small quote despite the harsh conditions.

 “Kids don’t want to read the type of stuff my sister keeps putting up here,” said Hayes. “Who cares about marriage or old people stuff? We need to revamp the whole site.”

The young men have already begun working on marketing material. Please take a look at our first promotional clip.

So what do you think about our newest additions? Leave your thoughts below!