In honor of Valentine’s Day Friday,
I figured I would spread the love by sharing some secrets for my male blog
readers. Here are 14 things girls say translated into what they actually mean.
1.
“We
don’t need to do anything special.”
Translation: “It better be
extravagant.”
2.
“Where
did you get those shorts (that shirt, that hat, etc.)?”
Translation: “You look ridiculous.
Please never wear that again.”
3.
*After
you make the plans and ask if they are okay: “No, that’s fine….”
Translation: “That is not fine.”
4.
Does
this shirt look stupid?
Translation: “You better tell me I’m
smokin’ hot.”
5.
*After
you arrive at a restaurant: “I’m not that hungry.”
Translation: “I’m
starving but I want you to think I eat healthy so I probably won’t order much
then eat all of yours.”
6.
“I’m
getting kind of tired.”
Translation: “Take me home already.
This is getting creepy.”
7.
*After
messaging a girl that you like their Facebook profile pic- No response.
Translation: “You’re a creep.”
8.
*After
she gets her wallet out and you offer to pay: “Oh, you don’t have to do that!”
Translation: “I can’t believe I had
enough time to get my wallet all the way out of my purse.”
9.
“Don’t
let me win”
Translation: “Let me win, but don’t
let me know you let me.”
10.
“You
don’t have to if you don’t want to.”
Translation: “You BETTER.”
11.
*While
in a store: “I think _______ is so cute, but I’m not going to spend that much.”
Translation: “This is what I want
you to get me for Christmas/birthday/etc.
12. “I’m almost ready.”
Translation: “It’ll be at least an
hour.”
13.
“I’m
craving chocolate.”
Translation: “If you do as much as
breathe too loud over the course of this next week, I’m either going to bite
your head off or cry.”
14.
“I
need a girls night”
Translation: “I’m going to be
talking about you…negatively.”
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